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| Zsa Zsa Gabor | |
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 Publicity photo of Gabor, 1955 |
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| Born | Sári Gábor February 6, 1917 Budapest, Austria-Hungary (present-day Budapest, Hungary) |
| Nationality | Hungarian American |
| Occupation | Actress, socialite |
| Years active | 1936–1997 |
| Spouse | Burhan Asaf Belge (1937–41; divorced) Conrad Hilton (1942–46; divorced) George Sanders (1949–54; divorced) Herbert Hutner (1962–66; divorced) Joshua S. Cosden, Jr. (1966–67; divorced) Jack Ryan (1975–76; divorced) Michael O'Hara (1976–83; divorced) Felipe de Alba (1983; annulled) Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (1986–present) |
| Children | Francesca Hilton (b. 1947) |
| Parents | Vilmos and Jolie Gabor |
| Relatives | Magda Gabor, Eva Gabor (sisters, deceased) |
Sári Gábor (born February 6, 1917), better known as Zsa Zsa Gabor, is a Hungarian-born American actress, who acted in supporting roles in movies, on Broadway, and occasionally on television. Gabor was also a socialite.
She began her stage career in Vienna, Austria at the age of 15, and was crowned Miss Hungary in 1936.[1] She emigrated to the United States in 1941 and became a sought-after actress with "European flair and style", with a personality that "exuded charm and grace".[2] Her first movie role was as supporting actress in Lovely to Look At. She later acted in We're Not Married! and played one of her few leading roles in Moulin Rouge (1952), directed by John Huston, who described her as a "creditable" actress.[3] Besides her film and television appearances, she is best known for having nine husbands, including hotel magnate Conrad Hilton and actor George Sanders. She once stated, "Men have always liked me and I have always liked men. But I like a mannish man, a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman—not just a man with muscles."[4]
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Born in Budapest (then part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire), her birth name was Sári Gábor. She is the middle of three daughters born to Vilmos Gábor (1884–1962), a soldier, and Jolie Gábor (died 1997).[5] Gabor was named after Sári Fedák, a popular Hungarian actress.[6] Her elder sister Magda was a socialite and her younger sister Eva was an actress and businesswoman.
Gabor's mother, Jolie, was an aunt of Annette Lantos, wife of Hungarian-born U.S. congressman and Holocaust survivor, Tom Lantos.[7][8] Jolie was of Jewish descent[9] and barely escaped from Hungary after the Nazis occupied Budapest in 1944. She credits Magda's lover for helping her: "For Magda's Portuguese Ambassador I thank God. It was this man who saved my life."[10] Gabor's maternal grandmother and uncle Sebastian (Annette Lantos's father) chose to remain in Budapest feeling they "had a good place to hide". However, both died during a bombing raid.[10]
Following studies at Madame Subilia's, a Swiss boarding school, Zsa Zsa Gabor was discovered by the tenor Richard Tauber on a trip to Vienna in 1936 and was invited to sing the soubrette role in his new operetta, Der singende Traum ("The Singing Dream") at the Theater an der Wien, her first stage appearance. Author Gerold Frank, who helped Gabor write her autobiography in 1960, describes his impressions of her while the book was being written:
Zsa Zsa is unique. She's a woman from the court of Louis XV who has somehow managed to live in the 20th century, undamaged by the PTA ... She says she wants to be all the Pompadours and Du Barrys of history rolled into one, but she also says, "I always goof. I pay all my own bills ... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me."[11]
Television host Merv Griffin, in his autobiography, described the Gabors, "in their heyday," as "glamour personified": "All these years later, it's hard to describe the phenomenon of the three glamorous Gabor girls and their ubiquitous mother. They burst onto the society pages and into the gossip columns so suddenly, and with such force, it was as if they'd been dropped out of the sky."[12]
A biographical film is to be made on her life by Italian director Gabriela Tagliavini[13] who claimed that Gabor "is a perfect celebrity to be the focus of a movie". According to Insider, Gabor is "an original. Her free spirit, eccentricity and wicked wit made her one of the most memorable celebrities of our time."[13] Gabor's husband will reportedly be involved in the film's production.[13]
Gabor has been married nine times. She was divorced seven times, and one marriage was annulled. Her husbands, in chronological order, are:
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Gabor's high number of divorces inspired her to make numerous quotable puns and innuendos about her marital (and extramarital) history. She commented: "I am a marvelous housekeeper: Every time I leave a man I keep his house."[22][23] When asked, "How many husbands have you had?", she was quoted as responding, "You mean other than [or 'apart from'] my own?".[22]
While Gabor was still married to Conrad Hilton, she once admitted to having sexual relations with her stepson Nicky, future husband of Elizabeth Taylor.[24]
In 1974, she purchased a home in Bel Air, Los Angeles, California which once belonged to Elvis Presley.[citation needed] It was originally built by Howard Hughes[25] and featured a unique-looking French style roof.
Gabor's only child, a daughter named Constance Francesca Hilton, was born on March 10, 1947.[15] According to Gabor's 1991 autobiography One Lifetime Is Not Enough, her pregnancy resulted from rape by then-husband Conrad Hilton. She was the only Gabor sister to have a child.[24] In 2005, Gabor accused her daughter of larceny and fraud, alleging that she had forged her signature to get a US$2 million loan on her mother's Bel Air house, and filed a lawsuit against Francesca in a California court. However, the Santa Monica Superior Court threw out the case because of Gabor's refusal to appear in court or to sign an affidavit that she indeed was a co-plaintiff on the original lawsuit filed by her husband, Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt.[26]
Gabor said in a November 27, 1991, interview with David Letterman that she is a Democrat.[citation needed]
She is the last surviving Gabor sister.
In 2002, Gabor was a passenger in an automobile crash in Los Angeles, from which she would remain partially paralyzed and reliant on a wheelchair for mobility. She survived strokes in 2005 and 2007 and underwent surgeries.[27] In 2010, Gabor fractured and underwent a successful hip replacement.[28][29] In 2011, her right leg was amputated above the knee to save her life due to an infection.[30] She was hospitalized again during 2011 for various emergencies.[31][32][33]
On June 14, 1989, in Beverly Hills, California Gabor was accused of slapping the face of a police officer named Paul Kramer when he stopped her for a traffic violation.[34] She poked fun at her role in the incident in various cameo appearances, most notably in the 1991 comedy The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear, where she swats the police siren at the end of the opening credits shouting, "This happens every fucking time I go shopping!!"
Gabor also had a long-running feud with German-born actress Elke Sommer that began in 1984 when both appeared on Circus of the Stars and escalated into a multi-million dollar libel suit by 1993.[35]
On January 25, 2009, the Associated Press reported that her attorney stated that forensic accountants determined that Gabor may have lost as much as $10 million invested in Bernard Madoff's company, possibly through a third-party money manager.[36][37] Marcus Prinz von Anhalt, a German nightclub owner and adopted son of Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, reportedly provided significant financial assistance to the couple.[38] However, official New York Bankruptcy Court records reportedly do not show Gabor as a victim.[39]
Gabor appeared in several plays, most notably Forty Carats, on Broadway, and Blithe Spirit (as Elvira), in the national tour.
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Lady gets Pwned by Zsa Zsa Gabor in this clip from the Phil Donahue show circa 1989. Actually, the lady tried to Pwn Zsa Zsa but she was too smart to allow it. Zsa Zsa was on Donahue to discuss her 1989 arrest for slapping a cop who pulled her over in Beverly Hills in her Rolls Royce convertible for what was a minor traffic violation. For those who may not have heard of Phil Donahue, his show was bigger than Oprah--his show ran for almost 30 years (from 1967 until May 2, 1996). Anyway the kicker here is Zsa Zsa telling that woman that "she is too beautiful to be jealous!" and that "she will never make it if she is jealous of another woman..." Also that Zsa Zsa has "never been jealous of a beautiful woman in her life." Considering she was married to some of the world's wealthiest men, I'd say Zsa Zsa's advice is golden! Zsa Zsa Gabor, born February 6, 1917 is a Hungarian-born American actress and socialite. Her initial fame came from her work as an actress, and grew from her public appearances in the 1970s and 1980s. Zsa Zsa Gabor was born as Sári Gábor in Budapest. Following studies at a Swiss boarding-school, Gabor competed in the Miss Hungary beauty contest in 1936. Gabor has been married 9 times. She was divorced 7 times, and one marriage was annulled. Her husbands, in chronological order, are: Burhan Asaf Belge (1937 1941) (divorced) Conrad Hilton (April 10, 1942 1947) (divorced) George Sanders (1949 1954) (divorced) Herbert Hutner (1962 1966) (divorced) Joshua S ...
Roastee: Zsa Zsa Gabor Air date: January 10, 1974 Roasters: Donald O'Connor, Charles Nelson Reilly, Sue Cameron, Corbett Monica, Donna Fargo, Lonnie Schorr, Ruth Buzzi, Buddy Hackett, Mel Tillis The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast was a television show hosted by entertainer Dean Martin from 1974 to 1984. Patterned after the roasts held at the New York Friars' Club in New York City, the format would have the celebrity guest seated at a banquet table and, one by one, the guest of honor was affectionately chided or insulted about his career by his fellow celebrity friends. The final season (1973--74) of The Dean Martin Show was retooled into one of celebrity roasts in an effort to boost ratings. The roasts were popular with television audiences. After The Dean Martin Show was cancelled in 1974, NBC drew up a contract with Martin to do more roast specials. Starting with Bob Hope, the event was taped in California and turned out to be a hit, leading to many other roasts to follow. In the fall of 1974, the roasts moved permanently to the MGM Grand Hotel's Ziegfeld Room in Las Vegas. The "Roastees" were also referred to as "Man of the Hour" or "Woman of the Hour" ("Man of the Week" in earlier episodes). George Washington was the only person honored posthumously, for the United States bicentennial. Veteran historical impersonator Jan Leighton portrayed Washington for the episode while Audrey Meadows portrayed his wife, Martha. Michael Landon, Redd Foxx, Joe Namath, and Jack Klugman ...
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My personal video tour Zsa Zsa Gabor's Bel Air home and never before seen rooms. Now listed for $12.9 million. For more details go to www.ZsaZsaGaborBelAirMansionForSale.com 1001 Bel Air Road Description, Bel Air, California 90077 4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms Built in 1955 6393 Square feet 1.05 acres Staff wing The famous home of screen legend Zsa Zsa Gabor, this spectacular Hollywood French Regency style mansion on a gated 1+ acre promontory in prime Bel Air behind the East Gate on Bel Air Road. Commanding views of downtown Los Angeles, Santa Monica, the ocean and Catalina Island. A gracious and elegant oval shaped formal entryway, grand formal sitting room with antique French fireplace, and an enormous formal dining room perfect for elegant evening entertaining with spectacular views of the city. Exquisite French details and moldings throughout the house, high ceilings, tall and glamorous French doors. Spacious master suite with huge bathroom and double sized two-room closet. 4 additional guest bedrooms, maid's room, breakfast room, kitchen with butlers pantry& staff quarters. Stunning 1000 sq. ft. Monte Carlo style roof top terrace with commanding views from Downtown to the Ocean and Catalina Island. There is a bonus second floor party room with bar, powder room & guest bedroom with bath & living room on the second floor off the Monte Carlo terrace. Beautiful out-door terraces with a lovely pool overlooking the city and ocean. According to Zsa Zsa this was once the home of ...
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Zsa Zsa Gabor turned 95 years old this week and her husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, has released pictures from her birthday celebration which was attended by the likes of Larry King. CBSNews.com's Ken Lombardi reports.
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Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor celebrates her 95th birthday with family and friends. Guests attending include Lou Diamond Phillips, Connie Stevens, Angie Dickinson, and Larry King. Gabor is best known for her roles in Moulin Rouge, Lovely To Look At, and We're Not Married.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter, Constance Francesca, can't find her mom in the hospital! She even tells us she checked herself into the hospital in order to try and make contact. Apparently, Constance blames Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, for keeping her mother from her, and plans on taking legal action. Yikes!! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com/hollywoodasithappens
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www.starcam.com StarCam was at Zsa Zsa Gabor's 95th Birthday Party, where we talked to Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt about when he met Zsa Zsa, Larry King about gift to give to someone like Zsa Zsa Gabor, Lainie Kazan about her friendship with Zsa Zsa, Bruce Vilanch about what a fascinating life Zsa Zsa has lived, Connie Stevens about how long she's known Zsa Zsa, Sybil Danning about what she gave her for her birthday, and Caleb about performing at the party. http
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Zsa Zsa Gabor rips off Johnny Carson's pants on "The Tonight Show" in 1964.
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thefilmarchive.org DVD: www.amazon.com Zsa Zsa Gabor (Hungarian: Gábor Zsazsa, born February 6, 1917) is a Hungarian-born American stage, film and television actress. She acted on stage in Vienna, Austria, in 1932, and was crowned Miss Hungary in 1936. She emigrated to the United States in 1941 and became a sought-after actress with "European flair and style", with a personality that "exuded charm and grace." Her first movie role was as supporting actress in Lovely to Look At. She later acted in We're Not Married! and played one of her few leading roles in Moulin Rouge (1952), directed by John Huston, who described her as a "creditable" actress. Besides her film and television appearances, she is best known for having nine husbands, including hotel magnate Conrad Hilton and actor George Sanders. She once stated, "Men have always liked me and I have always liked men. But I like a mannish man, a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman—not just a man with muscles." Charles Bronson (November 3, 1921 -- August 30, 2003), born Charles Dennis Buchinsky (Lithuanian: Karolis Dionyzas Bučinskis), was an American actor best known for his "tough guy" image. Bronson starred in films such as Once Upon a Time in the West, The Magnificent Seven, The Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape, Rider on the Rain, The Mechanic, and the popular Death Wish series. He was most often cast in the role of a police officer or gunfighter, often in revenge-oriented plot lines. After the end of World War ...
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jenbeachgirl: Divorcing a man because you don't love him is as silly as marrying him because you do ..Zsa Zsa Gabor
GregoryBPere: When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ruth_Lively: I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. Zsa Zsa Gabor
GordonMiltons: A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
XCJ_ThaX: I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
RoyalSeductress: Stick you for your cream and your riches. Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches.
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Benjamin Barber: Who would've thought that Zsa Zsa Gabor would out-live MCA, Robin Gibbs, Whitney, and Donna Summers? Seriously..this bitch is still alive and kicking And she only has one leg!!!
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Dale Johnson: Sunday Quotes: My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. -Rodney Dangerfield
Richard Levy: One of the funniest things I ever heard. I've posted this before but since I'm watching the Carson tribute I had post again. Enjoy!
Mim Nizar: "There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature." -- Stephen Stills "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." -- Laura Swenson "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." -- Wendy Liebman "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinhem "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinhem "I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Woman was God's second mistake." -- Friedrich Nietzsche "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde." -- Dolly Parton "A woman may be able to change the world, but she will never be able to change a man." -- Amy Snowden "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." -- Jilly Cooper "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Aurea Margie Arroyo: Well I survived a house full of sugared up 9 year olds for Joshua's Birthday party on Friday, Two base ball games early Saturday morning(9 am...ughhh)....Now time for shopping...I Vont To Be aloooone ...as in the Famous words of Zsa Zas Gabor.... : )
Virginia Potter: Looks like a beautiful Sunday morning here. Today's top 10 list is: "10 Famous Blondes, Past and Present". My list would include: Marilyn Monroe/Jayne Mansfield/Robert Redford/Julie Andrews/Christie Brinkley/Kim Novak/Grace Kelly/Paul Newman/Zsa Zsa Gabor/Julie Christie. There are lots more, I'm sure. Waiting to see your lists.
Gopinath Shubramani: Marriage Quotes by famous people A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Mignon McLoughlin The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible. Carolyn Heilbrun Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up. Ogden Nash What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life - to strengthen each other in all labour, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting? George Eliot Adam Bede The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Theodore Hesburgh There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer The Odyssey. She's got gaps and I got gaps, and between the two of us, our gaps meet and we sort of fill each other in. Rocky Balboa From 1976 Rocky movie. What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. Leo Tolstoy Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. Helen Rowland If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn Marriage is the union of two divinities that a third might be born on earth. It is the union of two souls in a strong love for the abolishment of separateness. It is that higher unity which fuses the separate unities within the two spirits. It is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance, and whose ending is Eternity. It is the pure rain that falls from an unblemished sky to fructify and bless the fields of divine Nature. Kahlil Gibran Words of the Master Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks. John Donne The Bait Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. Amy Bloom Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God. 17 Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the LORD deal with me, be it ever so severely, if anything but death separates you and me. The Bible Ruth 1. 16-17 All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership. Ann Landers All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different. John Berger Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. Joseph Barth My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success. Anna Garlin Spencer If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. Anne Bradstreet When two people are one in their inmost hearts, They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze. And when two people understand each other in their inmost hearts, Their words are sweet and strong, like the fragrance of orchids. I Ching When Two People Are at One For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. Bill Cosby There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? Danny DeVito The War of the Roses Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. Joyce Brothers My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. Joyce Brothers It is most unwise for people in love to marry. George Bernard Shaw One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. Oscar Wilde A Woman of No Importance. What is a vow, but an intention spoken out before the world so that the world, in hearing, might take part in aspirations of the willing heart? In our coming here today to join and bless the joy of your becoming wed, may we enter in the truth of the words you've said, "I do." Maureen Tolman Flannery Entering the Vow It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. Friedrich Nietzsche I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage. Mahatma Gandhi Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. Georg C. Lichtenberg What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free to let your guard down -- that person has committed himself to you and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off. Josh McDowell After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. Mark Twain Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken. The Bible Ecclesiastes 4 Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. Mark Twain I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry. Harriet Martineau Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Louis K. Anspacher Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Oscar Wilde Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience. Samuel Johnson A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. Nanette Newman A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude. Rainer Maria Rilke Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth for the other. Now there is no more loneliness, for each of you will be companion for the other. Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you. Go now to your dwelling place to begin the days of your life together. May your days together be good and long upon the earth. Apache Blessing A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. Pearl S. Buck Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? Ralph Waldo Emerson Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last --more than passion or even sex! Simone Signoret Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. Tom Mullen Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car. Will Staunton Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate. W. H. Auden You and I Have so much love, That it Burns like a fire, In which we bake a lump of clay Molded into a figure of you And a figure of me. Then we take both of them, And break them into pieces, And mix the pieces with water, And mold again a figure of you, And a figure of me. I am in your clay. You are in my clay. In life we share a single quilt. In death we will share a single coffin. Kuan Tao-Sheng Married Love Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows. Marriage does. Groucho Marx I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner Marriage is like the witness protection program: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. Jeremy Hardy Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. Zsa Zsa Gabor I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. George Bernard Shaw If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. Oscar Wilde My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller When a woman gets married, it's like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter. You do it once and you remember it the rest of your days. Maxim Gorky Dammit, sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. Oscar Wilde An Ideal Husband. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Anonymous The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'. Herbert Spencer Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. Minnie Pearl In married life three is company and two is none. Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest. I say we will have no more marriages. William Shakespeare Hamlet. Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented. Heinrich Heine No married man is ever attractive except to his wife. Oscar Wilde The Importance of being Earnest. Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie P. Snow Tolerance is the one essential ingredient … You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance. Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh's recipe for a happy marriage. When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. Thornton Wilder The Merchant of Yonkers. A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. Grace Hansen Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. Oscar Wilde A Woman of No Importance. I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. Lewis Grizzard The longest sentence you can form with two words is 'I do'. H. L. Mencken There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. James Holt McGavran Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world. Malcolm Bradbury The History Man. Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. Elbert Hubbard Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three. Alexandre Dumas I can't mate in captivity. Gloria Steinem On being asked why she hadn't married. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. G. K. Chesterton I married beneath me - all women do. Nancy Astor I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. Anonymous Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. Max Kauffmann They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
Herman Chan: go roger!! I know u'll find Zsa Zsa a fab place!!
Stephen Pomes: An urban legend that won't go away!
Roger Perry: Hollywood Reporter article!
Prinz Frederic: http://diversao.terra.com.br/gente/noticias/0,,OI5780258-EI13419,00-Zsa+Zsa+Gabor+coloca+sua+casa+a+venda+por+US+milhoes.html
Keith A. Grassette: ACTOR QUOTE OF THE DAY....... He taught me housekeeping: When I divorce... I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress,grateful to her fifth husband
Prinz Frederic: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-zsa-gabor-bel-air-mansion-for-sale-325660
Tau Tawengwa: "A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mypregnancy Time: Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, ready to become a mom http://ow.ly/1jSYpR
Jim Hartog: Talk about life being unfair: opened up the morning paper, see that Dietrich Fischer-Diskau just passed at 86, while Zsa Zsa Gabor lives on at 95.
Dana Bennett Weddle: I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!!!
Mike Burlingame: Zsa Zsa Gabor was an excellent housekeeper. Every time she got divorced, she kept the house.
Yunusa Buba: A man is incompete until he us married. After that, he is finished. -zsa zsa gabor
Sári Gábor (born February 6, 1917), better known as Zsa Zsa Gabor, is a Hungarian -born American actress, who acted in supporting roles in movies, on Broadway, and ...
LOS ANGELES -- Ailing actress Zsa Zsa Gabor has slipped into a coma, her publicist told NewsCore Wednesday. The 94-year-old was rushed to the hospital ...
Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband wants his 94-year-old wife to become a mother again using an egg donor, artificial insemination and a surrogate mother, Prince ...
Actress: Moulin Rouge (1952) · The Hollywood Squares (1965) · The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) · A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987 ...
Undoubtedly the woman who had come to epitomize what we recognize today as "celebrity," Zsa Zsa Gabor, is better known for her many marriages, personal appearances ...
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Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was taken to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center on Wednesday to have her lungs drained.
Though officially an actress, Zsa Zsa Gabor is more famous as a whimsical old-school celebrity sex symbol. Married nine times, Gabor made a career of joking about her ...
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Zsa Zsa Gabor. AKA Sari Gabor. Born: 6-Feb-1917 Birthplace: Budapest, Hungary. Gender: Female Religion: Roman Catholic Race or Ethnicity: White Sexual orientation ...
Writing with freelancer Leigh, actress/singer/diamond lover Zsa Zsa Gabor presents what one might call a kiss-and-tell bookallowed?or f . . .-and-tell?, which I think ...
From Yahoo! News: Zsa Zsa Gabor has been hospitalized after slipping out of consciousness at her Los Angeles-area home.
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Actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor remained hospitalized Sunday morning as doctors prepared to perform an operation to reattach a tube in her stomach that ...
To actress Zsa Zsa Gabor everyone was a 'darling.' Read about her acting career and numerous marriages on Biography.com.
