17 May, 2012 (updated 21 seconds ago).
Kyle was doing an interview about a dog who was rescued by a firefighter the previous day, at the end of the interview she leaned down to kiss the dog and it bit her. Hope she is doing okay!
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A dog rescued from an icy pond in the US may be put down after it bit a news anchor during a live television interview. Kyle Dyer was rushed to hospital after being bitten by Max, an Argentine Mastiff, on a Colorado's 9NEWS morning program on Wednesday morning. Max was on the show after being pulled from a freezing reservoir by a firefighter on Tuesday after it fell through the ice while chasing a coyote. Dyer suffering bite wounds to her face and is in a "fair condition" at Denver Health Medical Centre. "I just adore dogs, but I'm especially happy to meet you after your story yesterday," Dyer said to the mastiff as she patted him during the interview. "You're gorgeous." As the interview ended Dyer leaned in towards Max in a show of affection but the dog bared its teeth and snapped at the news anchor before owner Michael Robinson was able to restrain it. "So you may have seen Kyle get bit by the dog in the 7am hour," co-anchor Gary Shapiro wrote on Facebook. "All we know for sure is that he got her on the lip, and she's being treated for the injury at the hospital." Max's owner will be cited for leash law violations, not having control of the dog and not vaccinating it for rabies. The animal is not showing signs of rabies but may be put down anyway. Colorado television station 9NEWS is not affiliated with Australia's Nine Network or ninemsn.
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Denver 9 news anchor dog bite on camera thoughts Kyle Dyer, KUSA Anchor In Denver, Bit On The Face By Dog Rescued From Freezing Smith Reservoir thoughts NEW! DOG(Argentine Mastiff) BITES KYLE DYER ON 7AM HOUR SHOW RIPPING HER LIP OFF thoughts LINK www.youtube.com Dog Bites News Anchor In The Face On Live TV! (Ripping Her Lip Off) thoughts Dog Bites News Anchor In The Face On Live TV! (Ripping Her Lip Off) review Dog Bites News Anchor In The Face On Live TV! (Ripping Her Lip Off) News Max, a 3-year-old Argentine Mastiff, fresh off his rescue from the icy waters of Smith Reservoir, has bit veteran KUSA anchor on the face during a segment being filmed at at News studios this morning.There was an incident during 9NEWS today. Kyle Dyer was bit in the face by a dog. She is getting medical attention due to the injury. As soon as we know the extent of Kyle's injury, we will update you on her condition. Thankfully, 9News reports that Dyer is "currently in fair condition and is being evaluated by the trauma team. She is awake and visiting with family who asked that we thank the community for their immediate outpouring of support." Dog NEW! DOG(Argentine Mastiff) BITES KYLE DYER ON 7AM HOUR SHOW RIPPING HER LIP OFF commercial Dogs Show (animal) Puppy Animal Dance Get Colorado's 9NEWS morning program on Wednesday Good Commerce Pet Pets entertainment 9news denver kyle dyer tv news bite bit dog k9 live video News anchor Kyle Dyer gets by on camera during an interview the studio set NEW ...
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Kyle Dyer doing an interview about a dog who was rescued by a firefighter the previous day, at the end of the interview she leaned down to kiss the dog and it bit her. The slow motion helps understand the change in the dog's demeanor and hopefully can help prevent other people from getting bitten. The song is called "Band To Save Me" by a Houston, Texas group called The Last Place You Look. For more on them - Facebook - www.facebook.com iTunes - itunes.apple.com
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Anchor Bitten by Dog Received 70 Stitches.The Colorado news anchor bitten by a rescued dog live on air posted on her Facebook page that she received 70 stitches on her face and is unable to speak because her mouth is stitched shut. Kyle Dyer, a veteran morning news anchor for NBC News' Denver affiliate KUSA, was reporting on an uplifting story of a dog rescued from a frozen reservoir when the dog bit her on the lip Feb. 8. When Dyer bent down to kiss the dog's nose, the 85-pound Argentine Mastiff named Max turned his head and bit into Dyer's face, as his owner and rescuer watched in disbelief. Dyer has received an outpouring of support from thousands of well-wishers on her Facebook page. Over the weekend, she took to the page to update them on her status. "After a 4 hour surgery, I have 70 stitches in my upper lip, lower lip and nose," Dyer wrote. "I am unable to talk because my mouth is stitched shut to allow for the skin graft to take and get the blood circulating in my lips again." Dyer thanked the medical team at Denver Health Medical center for taking "excellent care" of her. She was released from the hospital on Thursday and is at home recovering.
A dog BITES KYLE DYER ON 7AM HOUR SHOW RIPPING HER LIP OFF A dog rescued from an icy pond in the US may be put down after it bit a news anchor during a live television interview. Please Subscribe to my channel, rate the video and comment thanks! Kyle Dyer was rushed to hospital after being bitten by Max, an Argentine Mastiff, on a Colorado's 9NEWS morning program on Wednesday morning. Max was on the show after being pulled from a freezing reservoir by a firefighter on Tuesday after it fell through the ice while chasing a coyote. Dyer suffering bite wounds to her face and is in a "fair condition" at Denver Health Medical Centre. "I just adore dogs, but I'm especially happy to meet you after your story yesterday," Dyer said to the mastiff as she patted him during the interview. "You're gorgeous." As the interview ended Dyer leaned in towards Max in a show of affection but the dog bared its teeth and snapped at the news anchor before owner Michael Robinson was able to restrain it. "So you may have seen Kyle get bit by the dog in the 7am hour," co-anchor Gary Shapiro wrote on Facebook. "All we know for sure is that he got her on the lip, and she's being treated for the injury at the hospital." Max's owner will be cited for leash law violations, not having control of the dog and not vaccinating it for rabies. The animal is not showing signs of rabies but may be put down anyway. Colorado television station 9NEWS is not affiliated with Australia's Nine Network or ninemsn. kyle ...
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Kyle Dyer, news anchor for NBC, was bit in the face by a rescued dog after wishing it a Happy Valentines Day with a kiss. Kyle is recovering in the hospital and has said she is doing 'okay
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A Denver morning television anchor who was bitten in the face by an 85-pound dog during a live broadcast says she needed 70 stitches in her lips and nose. news.yahoo.com
Kyle Dyer was doing an interview about a dog who was rescued by a firefighter the previous day, at the end of the interview she leaned down to kiss the dog and it bit her.
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Mike Caldwell: The Story Of Hank Hello, Friends. Harmonica Mike here. As you know, I talk a lot more in person than I do here on FB. But for the past couple of weeks I've had something on my heart that I feel compelled to share, and for once this just seems like the right place to do it. This post/story is part "thank you" to all of you who have so kindly expressed your condolences over Sandy's and my recent loss of our beloved dog Hank, and part therapy for yours truly. If you're not into lengthy posts or sentimental stories, go ahead and "archive" this now --- I'll understand. But if you've got time and some Kleenex, I'd like to tell you about the comical little dog who captivated this big man's heart. Ok, deep breath, swallow lump in throat. I think I'm ready. I fell in love with Hank from the moment I laid eyes on him. My son Mikey and I were cruising around Knoxville with no particular plan when, on a whim, we pulled into an animal shelter just for the fun of it. I already had a great dog --- Austin, my adoreable Yorkie/Daschund cross --- and had no plans of adopting another. But you know what they say; the best way to make God laugh is to tell Him your plans. We walked into the dog area and were met with the barking, whining and whimpering of fifty dogs of various sizes/ages/breeds, all competeing for our attention. Of course to a pet lover they're all cute in their own ways, but right away we spotted a special little guy in a bottom cage way off to the side. He had a long, wienie-dog body with a red & black coat just like Austin's but more coarse and wirey (due to the fact he was a dascshund/schnauzer cross) ... he looked like he could be Austie's brother! When we walked over and bent down to get a better look, he wagged his entire body and exhuberantly greeted us with a long, whiskered face and big, beautiful brown eyes that sparkled with intelligence, personality and mischief. I was hooked. The girl working there said "Would you like me to take him out so you can meet him? This is Hank...he's a cutie." We said "Sure!". She had us step out into the lobby as she leashed him. A minute later he made his grand entrance, happily wagging, barking and swaggering confidently as if to say "Hey everybody! I'm Hank and I'm here! The party has officially started!" We hit it off immediately and I knew I wanted Hank for my own. But before I brought a new dog into the "pack", I needed to see how Austin would react to him. Two days later I was able to get back to Knoxville with Austin. Their first meeting was peaceful and playful ---whoo-hoo! But there was a problem. During the two days between visits, somebody else had expressed interest in Hank and had filled out the paperwork on him. They hadn't been back or called to finalize the adoption though, so if they didn't call or show up by 6pm, Hank would be mine. I hung around the shelter as late as I could but had to leave at 5:30pm to get to work on time. There had been no word from the other party, so I left feeling hopeful. In fact I was so optimistic that I left home the next morning at 8am (before the shelter opened or answered phones) to be there by 9:00am when they opened. I was the first one through the door that morning. As soon as I saw the girls' faces I knew Hank was gone. They said, "That other guy showed up at 5 minutes till 6:00 last night and took him...we're so sorry!" I was bummed!!! Mikey and I had even taken pics and emailed them to friends, showing off the cute little rascal who I was so excited to have joining the family. Now it looked like I'd lost him. But fate (and Hank) was to intervene in our favor. A week after that disappointing morning, the phone rang. It was the shelter --- Hank had been returned! Apparently his mischievous nature and youthful exuberance weren't appreciated by the guy who'd taken him. I said "I definitely want him!" But it was a two-show day and I didn't have time to drive all the way to Knoxville and back before the first show. My sweet Sandy came to the rescue. Even though she'd just driven eleven hours from Missouri to see me, she could tell how eager I was to get Hank. She said, "I can't visit with you while you're on stage anyway. I'll drive to Knoxville and pick him up." No wonder I married that woman. As they drove home from the shelter, Hank, still a puppy of less than a year old, spent most of the ride snuggled up against Sandy's neck with his head over her shoulder like a baby being burped. They swung through the Buddy's BBQ drive-through and picked up dinner for their first date, bonding over "The Doggy Pack" (three rib bones) and cuddles. Then they picked me up from work and we took Hanky home for the very first time. Hank walked through the door of his new home with the same confident swagger he'd had at the shelter --- like he owned the place. He immediately greeted Austin and Starbuck (Sandy's pretty female cocker spaniel she'd brought for the visit) as if HE were hosting the party and THEY were the guests. Both calm and quiet-natured, they quickly accepted the "new kid" with a mixture of amusement and tolerance. In fact they got along so well that we made the fateful decision to leave little Hanky in the care of his new big brother and sister so Sandy could come with me to the evening show. We said goodbye to the three pup-sketeers and headed to the theatre, confident that they'd be fine for the short time we'd be gone. I'll never forget pulling back into the driveway that night. As we approached the house, somehow the light shining through the living room windows looked different ... brighter. The closer we got, the more obvious it became that there WERE no blinds --- only shredded plastic slats dangling from tangled strings! Fearfully we stepped through the door to face the full extent of the damage. In addition to the obliterated blinds, an entire bag of garbage had been vigorously scattered over the entire living room. It looked like there'd been a violent home invasion, and in a way, there had been! As we stood in the open door, open-mouthed and wide-eyed with amazement, Hank trotted up wagging his whole wienie body, greeting us with sparkling eyes and a happy dog-grin, obviously delighted to see us back home. Not the least bit concerned about the condition he'd left the room in, he looked up at his new parents with the most adoreable expression that said "I MISSED you guys! But I had a great time while you were gone!" The best part was the reaction of the other dogs. Huddled nervously together on the couch in the corner sat Austin and Starbuck, each wearing very worried expressions. They didn't need words, their faces said it all: "We didn't do it! It was the new kid!" Thankfully, Hank calmed down over the next few weeks. It just took him a while to feel secure and trust that he really had a "forever home"--- apparently he'd been bounced around to several homes and returned to the shelter multiple times before I rescued him. It was a great feeling to be able to give him the love and security he'd never known, and he blessed me back ten-fold. From the moment he opened his eyes in the morning to the moment he flopped over on his side and passed out at night, Hank delighted me with his unconditional love, clownish nature and positive energy. Always ready for the next adventure; a walk, chasing the red laser light with Austin up and down the hallway barking like maniacs and skidding into the walls, or a "fight" with me. I absolutely LOVED roughing him up because he made the funniest, wierdest noises you ever heard a dog make in your life! Sometimes a sustained nasal whine like a cat in heat, sometimes a scratchy howl like a midget wolf with laryngitis, sometimes a prehistoric squall like a pteradactyl in a dinosaur movie. You never knew what it would be, but it was always absolutely HILARIOUS! Every day Hank let me know I was as special to him as he was to me. He followed me everywhere --- not in an annoying way, just a best buddy who simply enjoyed my company. His absolute favorite place to be was laying on my chest as I sat in my recliner at night --- with his head toward my feet and his rear toward my face. Apparently that was the angle that felt the best to him for his full-length back scratches. Every night like clockwork he'd flop down on my chest and look back over his shoulder with a look of entitlement that said "Excuse me...aren't you forgetting something?" As I'd indulged him by scratching both sides of his extra-long spine from head to tail, he'd lift his long, whiskery nose in the air and squint his eyes in the cutest expression of pure ecstacy. But the best part was, if I stopped too soon he'd look back over his shoulder again and growl at me. The fact that his "tough guy" side was balanced by a super-loving nature made him all the more adoreable ...Hanky loved nothing more than his cuddles. As I'd lay in Sandy's lap watching TV, he'd stretch his entire wienie-dog length out along my chest. Next he'd roll over on his back so that every possible inch of him was in full contact with both Sandy and me. Then he'd lean his head back, rest his whiskery face against my own and thrust his long, handsome nose into Sandy's hand so she'd rub his face instead of mine. It worked every time, but I didn't mind a bit. A few months after Hanky came to live with me, Sandy and Starbuck made the big move from Missouri to Tennessee and joined us. Though he was technically "my" dog, Hank had a special relationship with Sandy too. She got the biggest kick out of his big wide front feet, which she affectionately called his "paddle paws" --- a cute term made cuter by her native New Jersey accent. Every morning I could look forward to the Hank & Sandy Show. He'd jump up onto the top of the high-backed chair where I have my morning coffee. That put him at just right the level to challenge Sandy as she sat at the computer. He'd make one of his gravelly growl sounds and she'd roll her computer chair over to accept the challenge. Each battle would begin with her saying, "I'm gonna get those paddle paws!" and Hank crouching down in defensive position, paws under his chin with his butt up in the air. She'd grab playfully at his super-ticklish front feet while he made his alien noises, backing up till he was sitting on my head, eventually falling onto the "safety" of my chest. Then he'd look at her with a mocking expression like "You can't get me now!", and she'd say "You're a big chicken Hanky...I see your feathers!" More than just a rascal and a clown, Hank was also the ultimate optimist. He really believed he could follow that squirrel up the tree and catch it. It was with 100% confidence and commitment that he would launch himself up the trunk of that 70 foot maple, and for the two seconds that his momentum and confidence kept him airborn, I believed he might just catch it too! Even as he'd fall back to earth like a sausage-shaped anchor, he carried himself with confidence and dignity, looking up into the high branches as if to say "You got lucky, but I'll get you next time!" But the ultimate example of Hank's optimism was his certainty that he could lift me. His way of telling me he wanted to be let "outside to go potty" was classic. First he'd weasel his way between the bottom of the couch and one of my my legs . Then he'd grunt loudly and repeatedly as he thrust his backside upward against the back of my thigh like a powerlifter attempting the world-record squat at the wienie dog Olympics! Yes, my Little Buddy truly believed he could lift his Dad --- more than twenty-five times his own size. Now that's optimism! Man, I miss all those little quirks and rituals that added up to the joy of life with Hank. He was one-of-a-kind --- a rowdy little dude with a sweet heart as big as his personality. Sometimes even when you know you love something, you don't realize just how much you love it till it's gone. This is one of those times. It all happened so fast! An undetected escape, a split second crossing of the street, a speeding car, and everything changed in an instant. I think we're still partially in shock over it even now two weeks later. One minute everything's happy and normal, the next we're rushing our little buddy through the rainy night to the Pet Emergency Room. Even scared, in pain and unable to move his back legs, Hank's positive spirit shined through on that terrible ride to Knoxville. As I cradled him in my arms he nuzzled my neck and kissed Sandy's hand as she reached out to him from the driver's seat, as if trying to reassure us that everything would be alright. The nurse took him gently from my arms as soon as we arrived, explaining that they'd give him something for the pain right away before doing the exam. About half an hour later, the Dr. called us back into the treatment area for a private talk. We knew then that the news couldn't be good. He explained that, even with multiple thousands of dollars of treatment, there was no guarantee Hanky would even live through the night. Even if he survived the initial trauma of his spinal/internal injuries, the Dr. doubted Hank's quality of life would be good. Sandy and I looked at each other through tear-filled eyes, knowing that the hardest thing to do was also the most loving and humane. A few minutes later we stroked and comforted our Little Buddy ---my canine soul mate --- as he slipped from our world into Doggy Heaven. Wrapped in a soft blanket, we laid Hanky on his side in the pretty white box they gave us and took him home so Austin and Starbuck could say their goodbyes. We drove home in stunned silence, trying to wrap our minds around what had happened, holding hands and feeling like the life had been sucked out of us too. We got home about 2:00am and carried Hanky into the living room he'd redecorated for us on his first night. One of the absolute saddest, sweetest things I've ever seen was watching Austin and Starbuck nudge their friend with their noses, trying to wake him up, whining in sadness and confusion when he didn't respond. It was a real-life Disney moment --- so sweet yet heart-wrenching! I had planned on setting Hanky outside after their goodbyes, but as I opened the back door I just couldn't bring myself to set our Hanky on the porch alone in the darkness and rain. Instead I set his box on a table in the living room, knowing that in just a few hours I'd be laying him to rest in the back yard. By now it was close to 3:00am. Grieving and emotionally exhausted, Sandy and I shuffled down the hall to the bedroom. Normally the dogs would have been right at our heels, but that night they lingered in the living room, looking at Hanky's box and wondering why he wasn't following too. Even after we finally coaxed them into the bedroom, they were anxious and confused and wouldn't settle down. I dropped off into a troubled sleep for about fifteen minutes but awoke to the sound of whining in the living room. I got up and found both dogs sitting on the floor staring up at Hank's box. I spent the rest of the night on the couch with Austin and Starbuck cuddled against me. None of us really slept, but we all felt better being close to Hanky. As soon as it was light enough outside, I got up and channeled my grief into the physical labor of digging Hank's grave. Despite the night's rain the ground was hard and densely packed with rock, but the exertion actually felt good; a release of tension and emotional stress. Later Sandy, Starbuck, Austie and I gathered at the graveside and said a little prayer of thanks for our friend and the great times we'd had with him. Up to that point we'd done a pretty good job of holding it together emotionally, but when Austin jumped into the grave and refused to leave his buddy's side as I began filling in the hole, Sandy and I finally "lost it", sobbing in each other's arms. Yes, this is profoundly sad stuff, but I'm not telling it to you bring you down. On the contrary, I'm sharing Hank's story with you to celebrate his awesome spirit and the amazing amount of fun and laughter and joy he brought to our lives. The unfortunate fact is, we're going to outlive our pets. The great news is, our time with them is absolutely worth it. So despite the fact that I wrote many of these words with teary eyes and a heavy heart, I whole-heartedly recommend that you find a pet --- not just any pet, but one that you feel drawn to and have a connection with --- and take the risk of opening your heart and home to them. Love 'em with all you've got and they'll give you even more in return, showing you the true meaning of unconditional love, teaching you things about yourself and bringing out good stuff in you that you might not even have known was there. Hanky, I adore you and will never forget you.Thank you for nuzzling me awake 'cause you couldn't wait to say good morning, for chewing holes in my underwear 'cause you missed me during the day while I was at work, and for wagging your whole body and greeting me with love every night 'cause I was your favorite person and my return home was the best part of your day. Somebody once said "I wish I was as cool as my dog thinks I am". Thanks to you, Buddy, I know exactly how they feel. I look forward to the day we're reunited and you can over-estimate me again. Until then, keep 'em entertained up there in Doggy Heaven ...party on, Paddle Paws!
Alan Slaughter: "Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not where you get to fire people." –Jimmy Fallon "On Saturday night I was speaking at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I roasted the president, some politicians, and the news media. Barbara Walters was there and was upset about a joke I made about her. I don't want to turn it into a feud because I know Barbara will pull my heart out and have if roasted by her servants." –Jimmy Kimmel "Today is Osama bin Laden day. One year ago they got a hold of Osama bin Laden. Don't we usually celebrate on a Monday?" –David Letterman "The SEAL Team 6 broke into his compound and Osama bin Laden never knew what hit him. It's like a Kardashian husband." –David Letterman "Since Osama bin Laden was killed, they say the brand name of Al Qaeda has been damaged. Osama bin Laden's death has damaged the brand — that and poor customer service." –David Letterman "You know who's in town today? Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney has not been in New York City since he used to anchor the Channel 7 news." –David Letterman "Rupert Murdoch got some bad news today. British lawmakers said Murdoch is unfit to run a company. Is that news? He's 160 years old. Of course he's unfit to run a company. But perfect to run a Hollywood studio, or Congress." –Craig Ferguson "The report from British lawmakers was officially issued today. Murdoch knew about it months ago — because he hacked into their phones." –Craig Ferguson "Occupy Wall Street is back. There were protests everywhere today. They marched all the way to the White House. It's not easy to get all the way to the White House. Just ask Newt Gingrich." –Craig Ferguson "Occupy Wall Street is in L.A. as well. They were expecting thousands of protesters, but it didn't happen. A lot of people stayed home because there was something very frightening going on in L.A. today — a light rain." –Craig Ferguson "The Secret Service announced that agents will now be assigned chaperones on certain trips. What is that? I thought the Secret Service WAS the chaperone." –Jay Leno "Did you see who President Obama brought along with him to keep an eye on the Secret Service on his latest trip? Tim Tebow." –Jay Leno "German authorities report they have discovered digital files hidden in a porn movie that outline Al Qaeda's plans for more terrorist attacks. I believe this is the first time that a porn film has ever contained a plot." –Jay Leno "I hosted the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner on Saturday night. The entertainment was me and President Obama. He was very funny, and made jokes about the fact that he ate a dog. Some people thought it was undignified for the president to joke about that. Personally, I feel like once you eat a dog, dignity is pretty much out the window. Get what you can out of it." –Jimmy Kimmel "I was making jokes about the Secret Service while they were 10 feet away from me with machine guns in their hands. President Obama made jokes about them and he didn't get much of a reaction either. They're probably laughing on the inside." –Jimmy Kimmel "Strange development in the Secret Service prostitution saga. They issued new rules of conduct on Friday, and on some trips they will send chaperones to make sure the rules are enforced. Am I nuts, or is this weird? We have to give the Secret Service chaperones to make sure they don't get drunk and have sex?" –Jimmy Kimmel "We should make the agents travel with their moms. They would be highly trained themselves and will be ready to throw their bodies on any agent who is about to throw his body on a prostitute." –Jimmy Kimmel "The Secret Service has withdrawn its protection of Newt Gingrich in advance of him formally announcing the suspension of his campaign. His Secret Service protection was costing us $44,000 a day. I guess they figured it wasn't worth it anymore to protect Newt from all the people trying to ignore him." –Jay Leno "President Obama has revealed his new re-election slogan – 'Forward.' That's a good message for Obama. He's telling voters, 'Whatever you do, don't look back at all those campaign promises I made.'" –Jay Leno "Here's a little bit of history. On this day in 1789, George Washington became the first president of the United States after just narrowly beating out Ron Paul." –Jay Leno "According to the New York Post, John Edwards has gone from $500 haircuts to $12.95 haircuts at Supercuts. The next haircut he's going to get in prison will be free." –Jay Leno "During a speech on Friday, Mitt Romney told students that if they want to go to college or start a business, they should just borrow money from their parents. That should work fine as long as your parents are Mitt and Ann Romney." –Jimmy Fallon "After the prostitution scandal in Colombia, Secret Service agents are banned from bringing guests back to their hotel room. The new policy is raising lots of questions like, 'So, your place then?'" –Jimmy Fallon "A year ago Osama bin Laden was killed. He was executed in Pakistan. They say that Osama bin Laden would be alive today if his bodyguards hadn't been screwing around with hookers." –David Letterman "Osama bin Laden was watching TV when the SEAL Team 6 busted in while he was in there with three wives. Just before the SEAL Team 6 came busting in he turned to his wives and said 'Hey girls, let's see who is on 'Leno.' That was the last thing he said." –David Letterman "So let me get this straight. Republicans, you're annoyed by the arrogance and braggadocio of a wartime President's political ad. You think he's divisively and unfairly belittling his opponents, I see. I have a question: ARE YOU ON CRACK??? Were you alive, lo, these past ten years? It seems unseemly for the President to spike the football. Bush landed on a fucking aircraft carrier with a football-stuffed codpiece; he spiked the football before the game had even started!" -Jon Stewart, blasting GOP hypocrisy over President Obama's Osama bin Laden ad David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Mitt Romney Begins Conversations With Teens" 10. "How's puberty going?" 9. "Where do you summer?" 8. "Do you fellows play sportball?" 7. "Nice shirt — you know, my friend owns the Gap" 6. "You teens are just the right height" 5. "Check out my sick Windsor knot" 4. "Would you like to see my dancing horse?" 3. "Raise the roof if your municipal bonds have reached maturity" 2. Just like this: (video of Mitt saying "Who let the dogs out?") 1. "Didn't I fire your father?" "I really do enjoy attending these dinners. In fact, I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew." Obama @ The White House Correspondents Dinner "This week Mitt Romney's Super PAC put out a new ad that tries to ridicule Obama because he was singing Al Green. Let that be a lesson to you aspiring politicians. If you must sing on the campaign trail, make it 'America the Beautiful,' off key, in mom jeans." –Bill Maher "Mitt Romney swept give more primaries. There was a big Mormon celebration afterward. People were drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers until nearly 9 p.m." –Bill Maher "It looks like the Republicans are going back to the strategy of 2008 where Obama is characterized as a celebrity. Says the party who is gay for Ronald Reagan. Come on, you can't worship Ronald Reagan and then attack Obama for being a celebrity. That's like running Chris Christie and saying Obama has a fat ass." –Bill Maher "Romney is going to have to pick a vice president and apparently it is between Chris Christie and the senator from Florida, Marco Rubio. So it’s between a Cuban American and a cubic American." –Bill Maher "Mitt has to be very careful because he doesn’t want to pick a vice president who will overshadow him. So he has narrowed the field to the other guy from Wham!, DJ Jazzy Jeff and Oates." –Bill Maher "Other people say that Mitt should balance the ticket by picking someone who has taken all of the opposite positions of him, like himself." –Bill Maher "Mitt Romney trying to compete for the youth vote told some kids that some of the places he hides his money are the same places they go to spring break." –Bill Maher "Is there any force in government that is just so completely focused on f**king people, besides the Secret Service?" –Bill Maher, on Republicans "Now allegations are coming out that the Secret Service were partying with strippers and hookers, not just in Colombia but in El Salvador, Buenos Aires, Moscow. You got to hand it to these guys. A lot of us look at the world and say, 'F**k it.' These people actually do it." –Bill Maher "Newt Gingrich says he's going to make an announcement on Tuesday that he's suspending his presidential campaign. Yes, he's letting us down gently. And also because technicians are still working on Callista to install her sad face." –Bill Maher "New Rule: If the Indians have a rocket that works, but the North Koreans don't, we have to stop being scared of North Korea and start being scared of India. Now, you may ask, why would the Indians launch a missile at us? Well, as Sarah Palin points out we did steal their land." –Bill Maher "New Rule: Let's follow Canada, and get rid of the penny. It costs more to make than it's worth. And we don't need another copper-colored reminder that government is a useless, stupid boondoggle. We already have John Boehner." –Bill Maher "Big medical news — according to the CDC, there's been a huge increase in SSSTDs. Those are Secret Service sexually transmitted diseases. Be careful." –Jay Leno "We're learning more and more about that whole Secret Service sex scandal. Apparently the prostitutes in Colombia had code names for the different Secret Service guys they were seeing. I mentioned this the other night: the guy who kept wanting to change positions, his nickname was "Mitt." The main guy who wanted to keep putting off paying for stuff until later... his nickname was "Obama." Kind of interesting." –Jay Leno "This story just keeps getting bigger and bigger. CNN said Secret Service agents may have visited a strip club in El Salvador as well. Don't you like that language, 'they visited'? That's what guys do when they go to strip clubs, they visit. 'Hi, just visiting.' No, you visit a hospital!" –Jay Leno "A new campaign video by Barack Obama implies that Mitt Romney would not have killed Osama bin Laden if he had been president. Today Romney shot back. He said not only would he have killed bin Laden, he would have strapped him to the roof of his car and taken him on vacation with him as well." –Jay Leno "Have you been following this sleazy John Edwards' trial? Oh my God. I tell you, this John Edwards, I don't think he's learned anything from all of this. Did you see what happened today? He got one of the jurors pregnant." –Jay Leno "The Census Bureau reports that the number of interracial couples has increased over 40% since 2000. The most common couplings are black and white, white and Hispanic, and NBA player and Kardashian." –Conan O'Brien "Happy birthday to Jay Leno, who turns 62 tomorrow. If you would like to get Jay a gift, you can't go wrong with giving him someone else's show." –David Letterman "Newt Gingrich is dropping out of the Republican race. People are wondering what Newt Gingrich will do. Well, right now he's working on a half-hearted endorsement for Mitt Romney." –David Letterman "They're calling Newt the biggest gas bag to go down since the Hindenburg." –David Letterman "After appearing on our show this week, President Obama has officially become the most televised president in history. Even Ryan Seacrest is like, 'Dude, scale it back!'" –Jimmy Fallon "A college student launched a group called African-Americans for Romney. After a couple of days he was forced to change the name to That Black Guy for Romney." –Conan O'Brien "Today is Bring Your Child to Work Day — or as it's known at the iPad factory in China, Bring Your Parents to Work Day." –Conan O'Brien "Bring Your Child to Work Day — that's how we got George W. Bush."
Karl Andres: Good Evening Its 11pm Time For KOIN Local 6 News At 11pm!!! Kacey Montoya will have you covered on A double murder that ended up going down last night in SE Portland Officers arrived at the home at 9pm last night and found two adults in the home one of adult man and one of a adult woman Authorities ended up arresting a 20 year old named William Mccamman in the murder and Police say he shot and killed the two in the house tonight he resides in the Multnomah County Jail tonight hear from neighbors and what led up to the deaths and the result of the 20 year old killing the two people in the SE Portland house, One father is in custody and jail tonight after he was drunk and let his 10 year old son drive behind the wheel in the Dalles an officer ended up pulling the SUV over when the officer saw the vehicle swerving and with the emergency flashers on once the Vehicle was pulled over the officer found the father in the passenger seat and the 10 year old driving along with empty alcohol containers in the back the father was arrested and is in jail tonight meanwhile the boy is in custody with his mother and the father is charged with DUII and reckless driving and endangering another person, One Seaside man is now in custody and charged with two counts of aggravated murder after the deaths of his wife and friend she was with Marcus Foster is in jail after being pulled over in being wanted with the case after driving in Knappa there is no known motive but the two were killed Thursday night and beaten with a bat the two were discovered when a welfare check was issued an autopsy is being done and Police are still investigating, Today people gathered in order to write notes of condolences and memories to the family of a woman who was hit in a cross walk near Vancouver last week when she was getting her son after working at the hair salon the driver struck and killed her sending her out of her shoes and flying a long distance tonight friends and people that knew her gathered not just to remember her but also to demand changes to 4th plain blvd where the woman was hit Ken Boddie will show you how people gathered in demand the intersection is changed and gathered to remember the woman that was hit and how great of a person she was her body will be taken to Mexico to her family, A St. Helen's man is arrested after shooting two people Micheal Lytsell got in a scuffle with his neighbor then shot two people but he did not stop there after he led Police on a high speed chase Lytsell ended up taking a stolen car then ended up crashing it Lytsell ended up going to the hospital and ended up being put into jail booked with a number of charges, While the Presidential election being huge there is another race here in Oregon that is getting alot of attention the race for Oregon's Attorney General today there was a debate held between the two candidates for the seat see some of the questions during the debate that ended up taking place and what the attorney general candidates had to respond about, The Race for President on the Republican side is now Uniting for Mitt Romney as he is the main person for the Republican side 3 primaries will be held this week and Romney has been projected to win them all President Obama meanwhile will be putting in his re election bid this week. Today was a gorgeous day in Portland with lots of places hitting the 70s or a bit above that mark and it remained clear and dry and there is more of the nice warm weather to come for Portland Meteorologist Sally Showman Koin will have the weather details on how long the nice weather will stick around for and let you know how warm it will get in her complete Pin Point Weather Forecast!!! Sports Anchor Tim Becker KOIN will have have you sports news including the Winter Hawks win tonight in his nightly sports segment!!! Plus you have to see how one Portland woman got attacked by a Raccoon when taking her dog on a walk and spend most of today in the hospital see how it happened and how she does not plan to be done with the fight against the Raccoon that attacked her!!! Watch Koin Local 6 News at 11pm for this news along with much more news that you need to know right now on KOIN Local 6!!!
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Kyle Dyer, a news anchor bit by dog during a live TV segment.
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