Jerry Seinfeld

Passes will be accepted Thursday,Friday and Sunday. John Paul Morgan was born in New Orleans on February 19, 1964. He has lived in Louisiana all of his life. He left New Orleans to attend college at the University of Southwestern Louisiana where he earned degrees in Political Science and Criminal Justice. He continued at USL in interpersonal communications. While a student at USL, both on the undergraduate level and the masters level, John was heavily involved in student government. He held numerous offices, both elective and appointed, in student government. Throughout John Morgan's college career, as well as the present, he has enjoyed the gift of humor. John has traveled the country doing stand-up comedy. On October 10, 1993, John was voted "The Funniest Man in a tri-state area." He has premiered on Showtime, HBO, and MTV. He has opened for such names as Helen Reddy, Ronnie Cole, The Monkee's, Michael Bolton, and Jerry Seinfeld.

As heard on XM Radio!Joe Bronzi began his comedy career by winning regional, city, and state comedy contests. His comedy background includes extensive improv training and his performance style mixes award-winning writing with fast-paced "off-the-cuff" crowd interaction. Upbeat, clean, and positive, his comedy style makes him a preferred comedian for corporate events. Today, Joe is a favorite at Las Vegas and Atlantic City Casinos as well as a regular on the high seas for Norwegian and Holland America Cruise Lines. He has opened up for many of the industries' top talents, including Robert Klein, Jerry Seinfeld, John Pinette, Brian Regan, Dom Irrera, Gilbert Gottfried and Kevin Pollock. He proudly notes that he's the regular (and only) opener for comedy legend David Brenner. Joe is also a trained actor whose acting credits include several local commercials, the independent films "Due Diligence" and "The Cleaning Lady", and a starring role off-Broadway in James McClure's "Pvt. Wars". He can be heard often on Sirius/XM satellite radio as a comedian, as well as a performer and featured writer for the Daily Comedy Network.As a screenwriter, Joe is the author of a one-man show, short films, and feature length screenplays. His writing portfolio also contains a spectrum of sitcom episodes, show bibles, and stage and radio plays.Last but not least, Joe is the proud father of two amazing children, Jake and Corina, and the lucky husband of his long-suffering wife Christine.

Passes will be accepted Thursday,Friday and Sunday. John Paul Morgan was born in New Orleans on February 19, 1964. He has lived in Louisiana all of his life. He left New Orleans to attend college at the University of Southwestern Louisiana where he earned degrees in Political Science and Criminal Justice. He continued at USL in interpersonal communications. While a student at USL, both on the undergraduate level and the masters level, John was heavily involved in student government. He held numerous offices, both elective and appointed, in student government. Throughout John Morgan's college career, as well as the present, he has enjoyed the gift of humor. John has traveled the country doing stand-up comedy. On October 10, 1993, John was voted "The Funniest Man in a tri-state area." He has premiered on Showtime, HBO, and MTV. He has opened for such names as Helen Reddy, Ronnie Cole, The Monkee's, Michael Bolton, and Jerry Seinfeld.

Shopping! The Musical is San Francisco's longest-running original show, now in its 5th smash-hit year at The Shelton Theater. This is a hilarious, fast-paced revue of original songs and sketches about shopping, skewering everything from the stores, the customers and the salespeople to the very different shopping habits and styles of men and women. It won the Bay Area Theater Critics Circle Award for best script of an original musical. One critic has cited the material as "worthy of Saturday Night Live."The dynamite cast delivers with just the right mix of sarcasm and enthusiasm.Audiences and critics alike are singing the praises of the show. Here are a few words from the critics:"A CARTFUL OF LAUGHTER!" -San Francisco Chronicle"INFECTIOUS, IRREVENT HUMOR! A clever collection of tunes - songs that bring to mind Jerry Seinfeld's sharp observations on mundane modern life". -SF Weekly"HILARIOUS! SIDE-SPLITTING! CLEVER AND SPARKLING!Performed by four very talented singers who know how to put a song over. Shopping! The Musical reminds me of those wonderful little revues that used to occur down in the Village in New York or the great Billy Barnes shows in Los Angeles. Bobrow knows how to present the lost art of a musical revue. His songs remind me of musical satirist Tom Lehrer. EVERYONE WHO SEES THE REVUE WILL IDENTIFY WITH SOME ASPECT OF SHOPPING." -Talkin' Broadway"Shopping for frothy fun? Here's a musical for you! Bobrow has picked an excellent cast to deliver the message. They handle Bobrow's slyly funny lyrics well and exude personalities that are immediately likeable. THE MORE YOU SHOP, THE MORE YOU WILL ENJOY SHOPPING!" -Contra Costa Times"Shopping! The Musical is the perfect pastiche for the out-of-towner and resident after a long day Union Square. Bobrow utilizes words in a truly amazing way, combining internal and external concepts about reality in a way that amuses, cajoles, and yes, often astounds. SHOPPING! THE MUSICAL IS GREAT!" -San Francisco Bay TimesOf the show's writer, The San Francisco Chronicle has written, "There is no more polished master of the original musical revue than Bobrow." Hollywood Drama-Logue described Bobrow as "one of the wittiest and classiest songwriters around." For more information about Bobrow, visit www.Bobrowproductions.com. More information about the show is at www.shoppingthemusical.com.

Passes will be accepted Thursday,Friday and Sunday. John Paul Morgan was born in New Orleans on February 19, 1964. He has lived in Louisiana all of his life. He left New Orleans to attend college at the University of Southwestern Louisiana where he earned degrees in Political Science and Criminal Justice. He continued at USL in interpersonal communications. While a student at USL, both on the undergraduate level and the masters level, John was heavily involved in student government. He held numerous offices, both elective and appointed, in student government. Throughout John Morgan's college career, as well as the present, he has enjoyed the gift of humor. John has traveled the country doing stand-up comedy. On October 10, 1993, John was voted "The Funniest Man in a tri-state area." He has premiered on Showtime, HBO, and MTV. He has opened for such names as Helen Reddy, Ronnie Cole, The Monkee's, Michael Bolton, and Jerry Seinfeld.

I'm not talking about editing stuff (though those CAN be annoying...just watch the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry's eating the black-and-white cookie. The colors keep switching back and forth!). I'm talking more about the writers completly forgetting (or ignoring) stuff from earlier episodes. Basically, the 'disappearing relative' thing. I was watching a later King of Queens, and Carrie finally visits her mother's grave. It reads 'mother of Simone' (which was actually Carrie's real name, thus the plot of the epsiode)... but, Carrie had a sister! In the first few episodes, she played a big part, in fact. But, by this point, not only had she been written out of the show, she was, apparently, erased from her mother's tombstone! Any other stuff YOU'VE noticed from television?

Answer: Kenny dies and comes back the next episode

in the Seinfeld episode "The Fusilli Jerry"

Answer: I'd have to "go to the video" to see it closely In the series, Oh Henry, Snickers, Twix, Hundred Grand, Clark Bar, Mounds were all mentioned or seen

Answer: complaining about airline food.

Jerry, Kramer, George or Neuman?

Answer: Kramer, coz he's Cosmo Kramer :p

It's the best ....the best Jerry the best!!! Earl your right the last one was awful I thought that was the only one. ...^... I bought the full set too but got it online around that price too. I have watched them all. I know dialog to the shows. I can hear a line like, "you know you aren't chinese" and I know the show. LOL I will laugh every time I see a show even if I've seen it a dozen times. George was my favorite!!

Answer: What the swordfish from Mendy's? I'll get the salmon. Seriously though Seinfeld is one of the quintessential shows of the 90's. Not to mention the fact that it has influenced my lexicon of witty responses. My personal motto is taken right from the immortal words of George. "It's not a lie...if you believe it."

I saw him a couple of years ago. It translated to an $80 nap. I actually fell asleep for 45 minutes. In the beginning, people we laughing and I sat their with my jaw open thinking "WTH are these people laughing at?" Seinfeld Poll: a) Better on reruns >or< b) Better live?

Answer: Sorry u feel that way. Jerry is clean and creative as a comedian I love his tv show and am an expert on it.

Yahoo put a great board on for us Seinfeld fans today. http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv-news.en.reuters.com/tv-news.en.reuters.com-20100714-us_baseball_steinbrenner_seinfeld Give us some of your most favorite lines you have heard on the show. I know they are gold!! Gold Jerry Gold!! I could do hard time for this one.....and community service!! George aka Art Vandalay is my fav. character on the show. I loved the one where he was parking keys -hair wild screaming out the window THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY to the crowd out Jerry's Window. Love any scene with his parents. The show where he was the hand model killed me!!! Walking around with oven mitts. You know your not Chinese. Jim I can hear a line and know the episode. I love this show so much!!!

Answer: George Costanza's Answering Machine: Believe it or not, George isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home! Awesome. The video is even better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caoYdiq3kak I love Seinfeld. --Lucien Briscoe EDIT: Haha! I totally forgot about George's attempt at the movie line! [leaning over the counter in Jerry's apartment] "These pretzels... are MAKING ME THIRSTY!" When he yelled it out of the car, it was almost just as good. Haha. Absolute genius. How one show could possibly have so many hilariously awesome lines is beyond me!

OK quick back story me & this girl have been getting along well but I kind of forgot her name. We're only ever alone together so there's no need for me to say it so this helps me out a little. She's in my phone under "a" simply because that was the easiest button to press at the time! We've been talking lots for about 2-3 weeks so too long to just ask her her name straight up because I'll just sound like a pretentious prick! I've seen this on Seinfeld but all Jerry did was rummage through her handbag and get caught, KIND OF don't want that to happen... Wtf am I meant to do?

Answer: Just be like "Silly question but how do you spell your name?" Hopefull it something like Kelsey so you could make an excuse of like "Oh i thought it was K-e-l-c-e-y and not with an S" and you could totally play it off. Best of luck!!!

Jerry Seinfeld or Jerry Springer

Answer: There is one thing for sure: This has nothing to do with martial arts.

In this Seinfeld episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aKniUjce4s Jerry does a great 'Hellooooo' act, but I'm pretty sure I heard it somewhere before (not Mrs. Doubtfire). Anyone any idea?

Answer: Hello sweety It is just off Seinfeld no where els